Hi. I'm Joie. This is my blog.

And this is Hitler riding a sleigh while farting rainbows. I hope this doesn't offend you.______________________
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when did potatoes learn how to run

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Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

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best one

He wins



best one

He wins

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House of Ismay

House of Ismay offers since 2008 brooches using old book pages retrieved, cut and pasted in various forms, corresponding with the talent original books at the image of “Of Mice And Men” by John Steinbeck.

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yo yo yo let it go


yo yo yo let it go

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I Fucking Love Science is now over 11,000 notes…so I owe you a song! I /think/ this is the shortest song on the album, so hopefully you won’t feel cheated.  I’m REALLY looking forward to playing this song live. 

Pre-order Incongruent here! Clean - Explicit

Artist: Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers Album: Incongruent Track: Oh, JK Rowling
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A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

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judas was creepy as fuck


Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

You know, I think Judas may have taken that whole “friends close, enemies closer” thing a bit too far.

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They’re fighting again and its my fault and you can’t stay “oh Joie stop blaming yourself” because it literally started because of something I said and he’s fucking screaming downstairs and I’m shit and he’s shit and he’s treating everyone in this goddamn house like shit and I fucking hate my father and I wish he would just go through with it and walk out on us because I’m tired of this shit and I want to die

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foolproof way to test the strength of your relationship:

make a really bad text post when you know theyre online, the shittier the better

if they reblog it then keep them they are a good egg well done congratulations

if they dont then you better break it off now they are a rotten egg and you dont need that kind of smell in your life

i know this works im a very intelligent scientist *trips over own foot*

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I’m very confused about my own look back video.

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but y’all still couldn’t fix up the video player

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Ilya Kisaradov Aka Ezorenier Takes Gorgeous Surreal Photography


Russian photographer Ilya Kisaradov’s subjects are primarily women, who are out in the open with nature. In her photographs, the image of the birdcage appears a few times, possibly symbolizing imprisonment. The confinement of her subjects juxtaposed against the backdrop of the openness of nature illustrates the dichotomy between humans and nature and how we continuously imprison ourselves by getting further and further away from nature. Though regardless of what message one may take away from Ilya Kisaradov photographs, their stunning quality and surreal imagery are electrifying and compels the viewer to gaze intently. She is both expressive and contemplative.
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