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syphrilfox:

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

That is a man to keep.

(Source: rabbittwalter)

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y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

Reblogged from: thats-what-im-tolkien-about via posted by: theanti90smovement

(Source: dysthymia)

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budgiebaby:

………………….slime man?

budgiebaby:

………………….slime man?

(Source: untrustyou)

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(Source: jmihelic)

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A Riza Hawkeye’s guns appreciation post

"It’s also a weapon for protecting your lives."

(Source: empressridia)

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dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

Reblogged from: thepurposeofplaying via posted by: mosambi-deactivated20130621

(Source: samneedsmom)

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the-shinigami-substitute:

Most dramatic use of a hair clip, by the son of Satan

the-shinigami-substitute:

Most dramatic use of a hair clip, by the son of Satan

Reblogged from: the-shinigami-substitute via posted by: the-shinigami-substitute

sorta-out-there:

disneyfrozenprincess:

peterapanzel:

pile-on-the-years:

baku-babe:

jordanpowers1995:

baku-babe:

frozenheadcanons:

Olaf will melt when Elsa dies.

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I’M SORRY, IT WAS A THOUGHT.

Well then *ahem* WHY WOULD YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!!!
 *cries*

Um, I hate to be that person but…imagine Anna singing Do You Want To Build A Snowman at Elsa’s grave. 

first of all how dare you

i’m so done right now

i’d like to apologies before hand for this.

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i am very sorry.

Reblogged from: thats-what-im-tolkien-about via posted by: frozenheadcanons
bitchsass:

me during world war 3

bitchsass:

me during world war 3

(Source: unacclimated)

Reblogged from: sparklyumbridge via posted by: unacclimated
unheard-of-silence:

the-halloween-submaureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING
well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.

ICANTBREATHEIMCRYINGOHMYGOD

unheard-of-silence:

the-halloween-submaureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S, THE TOILET IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM LIKE BLEW UP AND WAS BLASTING WATER LIKE A FIREHOSE NONSTOP AND IT FILLED LIKE A FOOT OF WATER THROUGH THE WHOLE JOINT AND WE HAD TO CLOSE AND THE NEW MANAGER, PACO, WHO BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH WAS ON DUTY AND HE WAS INCOHERENTLY FREAKING OUT IN SPANISH AND EVERYONE WAS COOKING FOOD AND EATING AND MAKING JOKES AND SAYING “START BUILDING THE ARC” AND FROM THE BASEMENT STAIRS AS THE WATER RUSHED DOWN WE WERE LIKE “NEVER LET GO JACK” AND SINGING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”. AND, TYRONE POSTED A SIGN SAYIGN “SORRY, WE TURNED INTO A WATERPARK INSTEAD OF A RESTAURANT TODAY” AND THEN THIS LADY CAME IN AND SAID SHE “WANTED HER BURGER EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SHIP IT OVER ON A BOAT” AND OMG IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK IN MY LIFE I’M DYING

well, it wasn’t the best day for Paco, but still.

ICANTBREATHEIMCRYINGOHMYGOD

(Source: thequeenmaureen)

Reblogged from: sparklyumbridge via posted by: thequeenmaureen
wailtothethief:

someone took the first sign so I had to retaliate 

wailtothethief:

someone took the first sign so I had to retaliate 

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Reblogged from: wellhereitsme via posted by: wellhereitsme

Sensei said she survived here during her training and she also defeated a bear!

(Source: jmihelic)

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